this is the most terrifying production equipment demo video i have ever seen. please, please listen full volume and watch as much of it as possible. the scariest part for me is when he is adjusting the volume knobs for the cold glue component.

i would really like to speak with this company’s advertising/marketing department about what criteria went into the choice of music, and what demographic they are trying to appeal to. i definitely want to buy this machine because it gives me a real “spooky” feeling.