u ever see something and think “no thanks“? i do. most of the time i see things and think: “YES!” but i saw this today on pinterest and felt a lurch in my stomach like “ugh why”. i mean, dont get me wrong. its pretty and im sure someone somewhere really appreciates this and i apologize for sounding ignorant but, no thanks. just thinking of how long it took her to insert the needle she is holding into the tiny space its sticking into and how when she completes that stitch how little linear space it actually takes up and then i scan my eyeballs over the rest of the pattern and think to myself “WHAT DO YOU NOT HAVE TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE THAT YOU CAN SIT AND MAKE .5mm STITCHES ALL DAY and what is this even? a napkin?! bc i got news for you red-fingernail-polish-lady, when you finish THIS one you STILL NEED TO MAKE ABOUT THREE MORE BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY USE OR GIVE AWAY AS GIFTS SETS OF FOUR NAPKINS NOT JUST ONE! this woman is never going to finish this project. tybnty sry not sry (sns)