you know you really love your dog when you hold a piece of watermelon for her and let her eat the whole thing like a human in tiny bites with her tiny little mouth even though you are squatting in the kitchen and didnt realize it was going to take her so long. you watch her in delight and think “i didnt know she loved watermelon so so much” and even though it hurts to squat that way for that long you dont want to move because its fun to watch. i think god is a lot like that. xcept it probly doesnt hurt him much to squat.