hi i am so excited to share with you this review of my brand new bosch dishwasher that is the WORST DISHWASHER IN THE WORLD. this dishwasher is wonderful and gets 5 stars if you like your dishes to be STINKY and SMELLY and STICKY and CHUNKY. also, if you don’t want your dishes to be dry when the cycle ends but you like to have to shake off a bunch of water or dry every single thing individually before you put them away, then THIS IS THE DISHWASHER FOR YOU. also if you really enjoy it when you open your dishwasher and you get a big waft of a big stinky smell, then GET THIS ONE. it’s kinda like the smell of a wet dog which is very refreshing.

so if you want to put your dishes away fearing the safety of what might happen to you if you actually eat off them or drink from them, because they smell so bad, then get it. or if you like to run the dishwasher three times because you never feel like your dishes are clean, then get it.

IT LOOKS REAL GOOD AND REAL NICE UNDER YOUR COUNTER, SO CLEAN AND SO WHITE. and produces smelly dirty wet dishes so GET IT! 😀

p.s. i miss my old ugly dishwasher that was covered in duct tape and was a real ugly eggshell color that i used to hate so much and want to kick it. now i really miss that one. don’t take for granted your dishwasher that is ugly but actually washes your dishes and dries them for you, count your blessings!