luke stood in the doorway as i tried to explain to him that today is emotionally the worst day for me. that every woman has a “cycle” where out of 28 days, day ONE is the worst and crankiest day. and i’m just letting him know that TODAY is DAY ONE and it is the worst day of the month for me on the cranky scale. and said “im not just saying that its DAY ONE based on how cranky i am today, im telling you its day one because its the CALENDAR and MATH AND SCIENCE. SCIENCE says DAY ONE is today.” after enduring my two minute lecture with a look proving he was earnestly trying to understand what i was saying, he just crab-walked sideways out of my view of the doorway with a half-smile-half-blank look on his face. typical man.
