i really hate bees. im afraid of them and i hate them. i took a shower and forgot there had been a huge yellow jacket bee thing stuck in the bathroom and when i went back downstairs, settling on the couch working on the computer, something crawled over my foot and it was him. BLECH so i screamed and ran, and tried to come up with a plan to remove him. no one was home to help.
so looking around the room in a frenzy, i thought i would slam it with a shoe (as i watched it climb up the sliding porch door) but as i crept nearer to smack it i was paralyzed with fear. so i started to panic and looked around for more resources. i saw a plunger on the counter (its my sons, its clean, he asked if we would buy it for him once and its some sort of toy now) and thought maybe that would be useful.
so i crept (again) to the window and was successful at trapping the bee in the plunger. as i held it against the window, listening to the angry demon i was unsure what my plan had actually been, but i was lucky to see a clear clipboard on the footstool next to me and was able to slide the clipboard under the plunger and trap the bee.
chapter 3, the release
i carried the vessel out to the porch and was too terrified even to open the plunger and release the bee. so stood there stupidly wondering what the heck i was going to do. i walked across the porch and put the clipboard and plunger down flat on the porch by the grill. i walked back to my doorway and looked at it with my hands on my hips. was i going to leave it there? i dont know. i didn’t want to touch it.
so, the end of the story is that i threw a bunch of dead potted plants at the plunger until i finally knocked it over and released the angry bee forever. the end
